Yesterday was National Coming Out Day, a great opportunity to stand up and be counted. Sadly, the following people forgot to mark their calendar. Damn! Technically, these boys could come out any day of the year. So here’s hoping.
Warning: Nude dudes below. It’s PG-13 though. You can handle it.
Levi Johnston, Author? – Because “Getting Levi’s Johnson” was so good (and his Playgirl shoot was such a tease), it had me thinking about the real thing.
Jake Gyllenhaal, Actor – Because I can’t separate fact from fiction, and I just can’t quit his star turn as doe-eyed cowboy Jack Twist.
George St Pierre, UFC Fighter – Because I can’t separate fact from friction, and it’s hard not to think dirty when he executes a Rear Naked Choke on a sweating, muscled man.
Prince Harry, Royal – Because whenever he’s in the States, I wish he’d take a break from flying helicopters, lose the fatigues and let me show him some American hospitality.
Dylan McDermott, Actor - Because he’s nude (and breathtaking) three times in the pilot for American Horror Story, and I bet he’d fill out that leather suit real nice.
Bear Grylls, Adventurer – Because I can think think of several ways to stay warm in the Sahara that DON’T involve disemboweling a camel.
And I’m sure I forgot some fantasy-inducing beefcake. Let me know in the comments.